You ever notice this new trend? Catboys! Yeah, you heard me right, catboys. It's like someone took a look at a house cat lounging around and thought, "You know what's missing? A human body!"
I mean, what's the deal with that? Cats already act like they own the place. Can you imagine if they could actually talk? They'd just walk into the room and say, "Hey, I knocked that vase over. You gonna clean it up, or should I just push something else off the table?"
And the fashion! If you thought skinny jeans were hard to get into, try adding a tail to the mix! And let's not forget the ears. You think they're just for show? No, they've got to hear every can opener within a five-mile radius!
Now, cats already have nine lives. But what about catboys? Do they get like four and a half? Do they wake up after a rough night thinking, "Ah, don't worry, I've got eight more lives. Or is it four? I can't keep track!"
And what's their stance on catnip? Is it recreational, medicinal, or just another Tuesday?
It's a weird world, folks. One minute you're adopting a kitten, the next minute you're sending your catboy off to college. Where does it end? Will we have cat CEOs? Catboy politicians? Imagine a State of the Union address interrupted by a laser pointer!
So, the next time you see a catboy, just remember: that's someone who committed to the feline lifestyle. I just hope they don't start taking cues from alley cats. The last thing we need is a catboy digging through our garbage at 3 AM!